Ever walked up to a club, an event and you saw a hot banging lass you just wanna take home for dessert with a timeline?
Well, here's how to kiss one within an hour. This is culminated from the players handbook:
1. INSPECTION: First things first, you need to find your target and once you've done that, you need to access her from the top all the way to the ankles from a safe distance....
- She must be alone. Your chances of kissing increases double folds
- Her body language shouldn't be of a protective stance, her sitting position shouldn't be tucked away from the crowd. She has to move freely with signs of being open to any introductions. If she crosses her legs, that's a plus. If she sits on a table, that's a plus. If she's at the bar, that's a huge plus. If she's at the bar with legs crossed, na mega plus. If she's at the bar sitting on the counter, that one na jackpot
- NEVER regard her facial reactions. They're always deceptive. The jovial one might be the sadist and the sullen moody girl could be the one night stand ticket
2. FIRST IMPRESSIONS: This is the MOST IMPORTANT step. The way you start a convo is very essential to your goal. Most chicks hate pickup lines as intro but adore a joke that's about them. Make a joke on what they're wearing or the drink they're drinking or the event taking place. If you don't have a good joke to lighten up the mood, just stick with "Hi, can I get you a drink?" or "Hi, have you met me before?"
Most answers are positive. However, if you're lucky to catch one or few things about her during inspection stage and you make a good joke with it, she'd be flushed to know she's been on your mind for a couple of mins.
3. THE GIST: Start with one or two infos about her and from there move on. Don't be inquisitive, It's just the first meeting. First question usually is "How she got there" in a complementary statement. Answers could follow the gist. Squeeze in one or two sarcastic expressions, make her smile or laugh to your dumb jokes, don't be a gentleman, be real
4. OTHER MISCELLANEOUS MOVES: Ask her to dance, if she wants another drink, say a funny story, etc. This depends on the mood
5. THE FIRST TOUCH: When talking, make a move to touch her localizing it to the back of her elbow or palm or tip of her fingers. DON'T TOUCH ANYWHERE ELSE!!! It's always a positive response. From there, carry on and make sure she touches you once in a while otherwise you ain't getting nada. Also try and hold a touch for as long as possible.
6. BE BLUNT: This is where most guys fail. They instead receive hot slaps. If she's not flirting with you, be blunt with her.
Talk about her lips and just fit the desire in. It could be a question most times: "What if we kissed?" or the bold statement: "I wanna kiss you". Say the latter when you're holding her. It works better that way...
You could go for the kill privately or publicly but the former would be better suited..
These are the basic steps. Any other important step would be decided by you
Go out there this night and try!!
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