Now, who saw this coming? After over ten years together and many break ups and reconciliations, Toke Makinwa and Maje Ayida are married. Yep, you read right. The longtime lovers got married quietly this week. (Pic from their registry above). Not sure if it was on Wednesday or yesterday Thursday but will bring you all the details and more photos later. Big congrats to Toke and Maje. Amazing love story!
I Will Not Change Her Surname To Ayida Cos It Will Be Suicidal For Her Image, Allegedly...
There's gist that OAP Toke Makinwa will not be dropping her maiden surname Makinwa for her husband's surname Ayida anytime soon. Cos according to a close family source:
‘Toke Makinwa is a brand in its formative years; it’s beginning to get followership and recognition. It will be suicidal for her image if she changes the name now because of marriage, so she won’t be changing her surname anytime soon. She remains Miss. Toke Makinwa on paper while the reality outside public is that she’s married’.
Her hubby Mr. Ayida is reportedly okay with that decision too. Source continues:
‘We are not in medieval era anymore, marriage is more than change of surname, Maje is not old-school, and
he’s in tune with reality of the present days. He doesn’t mind as long as Toke remains the wife he married’
Saturday, 8 February 2014
Rick Ross Settles his $2 Million Legal Battle Over Nigerian Concert
Rick Ross has one less legal issue to worry about after settling a $2 million lawsuit filed against him over a scrapped concert,RadarOnline.com is reporting.
In paperwork filed in 2012, the British firm Zons P.R. sued the singer and claimed to have paid Ross $87,500 to promote and perform at the Star Mega Jam, an annual Nigerian concert that draws upwards of 50,000 fans.
Zons alleged that Ross failed to carry out his promo duties when he cancelled, citing “the violent events in Nigeria” as the reason he wouldn’t appear at the December 2011 show.
When the company reportedly tried to get back its deposit, the rapper didn’t return the cash, and Zons was forced to sue.
The company sued him for over $2 million in damages over the cancelled performance.
In new court documents filed on January 30, the case has been dismissed, and Ross and Zons P.R. have come to a settlement over the dispute.
Details of the settlement were not disclosed.
In paperwork filed in 2012, the British firm Zons P.R. sued the singer and claimed to have paid Ross $87,500 to promote and perform at the Star Mega Jam, an annual Nigerian concert that draws upwards of 50,000 fans.
Zons alleged that Ross failed to carry out his promo duties when he cancelled, citing “the violent events in Nigeria” as the reason he wouldn’t appear at the December 2011 show.
When the company reportedly tried to get back its deposit, the rapper didn’t return the cash, and Zons was forced to sue.
The company sued him for over $2 million in damages over the cancelled performance.
In new court documents filed on January 30, the case has been dismissed, and Ross and Zons P.R. have come to a settlement over the dispute.
Details of the settlement were not disclosed.
The New Tactics of Big Prostitutés In Abuja
Desperate commercial séx workers develop new strategies to beat directives of the Federal Capital Territory administration on their illicit operation in the city centre, Punch's Olalekan Adetayo writes.
For a civil servant who recently transferred to Abuja from Ondo State, a dating site, Badoo, is handy for him when he needs female companions. He adds, “What I normally do is to launch my Badoo wherever I am. Whether I am drinking in a garden or visiting friends, once I launch it, my handset will show me ladies who are on Badoo within that vicinity. It will bring out their pictures and we will begin chatting. Anyone I decide to invite will be with me within 10 minutes because of her proximity.”
He notes that while some of the “online prostitutés” will prefer to negotiate their price via online, others prefer the face-to-face negotiation, perhaps with some bottles of drinks to spice up the moment.Like every other urban settlements, the FCT is having its fair share of the activities of séx workers. Once upon a time, these women of easy virtue draped in their skimpy dresses, dotted every major road and hotel in the nation’s capital.
At a point, the FCT authority became uncomfortable with the situation and so rolled out some directives to put an end to prostitution in the city. The authority, through its Secretary for Social Development, Mrs. Blessing Onuh, in fact, banned the “business” in the city.
As of today, it may be difficult to see these commercial sex workers loitering around public places, but that does not mean that they have left the city to sell their “ware” elsewhere as directed by the Minister, Senator Bala Mohammed.
A two-week investigation carried out by Punch correspondent showed these ladies are still plying their trade in the metropolitan city, but in different styles. Indeed, with the arrest of many of them by the special taskforce for loitering, they simply went back to the drawing board, devising new methods to up their game.
One of such methods, findings reveal is “online prostitution.” This involves employing strategies, such as using social networking service. In fact, one unique approach is the use of Badoo, a dating-focused social networking service, which operates in 180 countries. Report has it as the 136th most popular website in the world.
The use of smart phones is another veritable platform. Here, their agents with such i-phones display pictures (nude and semi-nude) of their friends and business partners, as it were, who are up for grabs. Once they gain the potential men’s attention, they show them the pictures from which they make their choices.
Our correspondent ran into one of such agents at a popular garden in the Central Area of Abuja and offered her a drink. To reciprocate the gesture, the lady, who claimed to be Benita, offered to provide her friend(s). “What are your specs (specifications)? You like them chubby or thin. What size of boobs and buttocks do you prefer?” These and many more questions came from Benita.
Without waiting for answers, she opened her Nokia Lumina phone and next was a series of beautiful pictures of young ladies in their early and mid 20’s.
“You will like this one, she is gentle. You will enjoy this one, she is jovial,” she said and continued using different words to advertise the special attributes of each of the ladies on her phone gallery.
On whether the ladies are her friends, she said, “I knew them when I was doing girls’ business.” When pressed further to explain what the business was, Benita recoiled into her shell out of suspicion.
In order not to give himself away, our correspondent asked her to call any of the girls who she could vouch for. Tingling with excitement, she immediately promised to invite three of such women to avoid any disappointment. But if you think that service would be done without a price, you are dead wrong. In fact, this correspondent mobilised her to carry out the task with a recharge card and in less than 20 minutes, two of the ladies were already close to the garden, desperately seeking information on the phone on how to reach us.
But before they finally joined us, she boasted, “Two of them are already close by. I do not want to turn anyone of them back. You can pick your choice from the two. In case you want to go with the two, you are free to do so. In this Abuja, I can “control” 10 girls for you immediately without standing up from here.”
As soon as Sandra and Love (not real names) joined us, they ordered drinks while I kept taking notes of the sequence on my i-pad. Benita kept interrupting me, accusing me of not concentrating on my guests. She whispered to me, demanding to know which one of them I preferred or whether I would go with the two. When I asked what it would cost me to take them; away, she replied, “I have worked on them so you do not need to negotiate with them. Just take them away and when they are leaving tomorrow morning, give them whatever you can afford.”
At that point, I told her that I had an evening meeting to cover and I promised to join them later. To erase any doubt, I left enough money to cater for their drinks while the contact person assured of keeping them company until I returned.
Again, instead of loitering around, Abuja commercial sex workers now sit inside drinking joints or hotel bars, occasionally engaging in one social debate or another. Indeed, since they dress well, it will be difficult to take them for whores.
On Sunday evening, our correspondent, in company with a colleague, drove to a popular hotel located in Area 3, Garki, which is notorious for huge presence of these damsels. Interestingly, these women of easy virtue were not on the street leading to the hotel as was in the past. They have also adopted a fresh strategy.
As we entered the hotel’s drinking garden, there were no fewer than seven men with small kiosks inside the garden. Apart from chewing gum and perhaps recharge cards, the other most prominent items on display at the kiosks were all manner of cartons of condoms.
I bought a recharge card from one of them in order to gain his confidence and talk to him. The trick worked. When I demanded to know whether “babes” no longer come to the hotel, he smiled and pointed to a corner where there was a live band. He told me in not-too-perfect English that I had passed many of them unknowingly.
As we made our way towards the live band, ladies who were already seated, pretending to be patrons who came to drink, started making some unusual gestures towards us. Pronto, we found out that they were CSWs who, for fear of arrest, no longer stand on the roadside.
No sooner had we gone past them than different perfume ordour hit our nostrils. So also were clouds of cigarette smoke. They also maintained eye contacts with us with the hope that we would invite them. They were however disappointed as we made our way back to our car and drove off.
A banker, Emmanuel, told our correspondent a story of how commercial sex workers contribute money to rent houses in the city centre with about five or more of them sharing a single room. He recalled how one of his friends who went in search of one of the ladies in Area 8 ended up sleeping with not only the lady but also with one of her roommates.
Although efforts to get the reaction of the FCTA to react to the new trend did not yield any result, a source told our correspondent that it would be difficult to tackle.
For a civil servant who recently transferred to Abuja from Ondo State, a dating site, Badoo, is handy for him when he needs female companions. He adds, “What I normally do is to launch my Badoo wherever I am. Whether I am drinking in a garden or visiting friends, once I launch it, my handset will show me ladies who are on Badoo within that vicinity. It will bring out their pictures and we will begin chatting. Anyone I decide to invite will be with me within 10 minutes because of her proximity.”
He notes that while some of the “online prostitutés” will prefer to negotiate their price via online, others prefer the face-to-face negotiation, perhaps with some bottles of drinks to spice up the moment.Like every other urban settlements, the FCT is having its fair share of the activities of séx workers. Once upon a time, these women of easy virtue draped in their skimpy dresses, dotted every major road and hotel in the nation’s capital.
At a point, the FCT authority became uncomfortable with the situation and so rolled out some directives to put an end to prostitution in the city. The authority, through its Secretary for Social Development, Mrs. Blessing Onuh, in fact, banned the “business” in the city.
As of today, it may be difficult to see these commercial sex workers loitering around public places, but that does not mean that they have left the city to sell their “ware” elsewhere as directed by the Minister, Senator Bala Mohammed.
A two-week investigation carried out by Punch correspondent showed these ladies are still plying their trade in the metropolitan city, but in different styles. Indeed, with the arrest of many of them by the special taskforce for loitering, they simply went back to the drawing board, devising new methods to up their game.
One of such methods, findings reveal is “online prostitution.” This involves employing strategies, such as using social networking service. In fact, one unique approach is the use of Badoo, a dating-focused social networking service, which operates in 180 countries. Report has it as the 136th most popular website in the world.
The use of smart phones is another veritable platform. Here, their agents with such i-phones display pictures (nude and semi-nude) of their friends and business partners, as it were, who are up for grabs. Once they gain the potential men’s attention, they show them the pictures from which they make their choices.
Our correspondent ran into one of such agents at a popular garden in the Central Area of Abuja and offered her a drink. To reciprocate the gesture, the lady, who claimed to be Benita, offered to provide her friend(s). “What are your specs (specifications)? You like them chubby or thin. What size of boobs and buttocks do you prefer?” These and many more questions came from Benita.
Without waiting for answers, she opened her Nokia Lumina phone and next was a series of beautiful pictures of young ladies in their early and mid 20’s.
“You will like this one, she is gentle. You will enjoy this one, she is jovial,” she said and continued using different words to advertise the special attributes of each of the ladies on her phone gallery.
On whether the ladies are her friends, she said, “I knew them when I was doing girls’ business.” When pressed further to explain what the business was, Benita recoiled into her shell out of suspicion.
In order not to give himself away, our correspondent asked her to call any of the girls who she could vouch for. Tingling with excitement, she immediately promised to invite three of such women to avoid any disappointment. But if you think that service would be done without a price, you are dead wrong. In fact, this correspondent mobilised her to carry out the task with a recharge card and in less than 20 minutes, two of the ladies were already close to the garden, desperately seeking information on the phone on how to reach us.
But before they finally joined us, she boasted, “Two of them are already close by. I do not want to turn anyone of them back. You can pick your choice from the two. In case you want to go with the two, you are free to do so. In this Abuja, I can “control” 10 girls for you immediately without standing up from here.”
As soon as Sandra and Love (not real names) joined us, they ordered drinks while I kept taking notes of the sequence on my i-pad. Benita kept interrupting me, accusing me of not concentrating on my guests. She whispered to me, demanding to know which one of them I preferred or whether I would go with the two. When I asked what it would cost me to take them; away, she replied, “I have worked on them so you do not need to negotiate with them. Just take them away and when they are leaving tomorrow morning, give them whatever you can afford.”
At that point, I told her that I had an evening meeting to cover and I promised to join them later. To erase any doubt, I left enough money to cater for their drinks while the contact person assured of keeping them company until I returned.
Again, instead of loitering around, Abuja commercial sex workers now sit inside drinking joints or hotel bars, occasionally engaging in one social debate or another. Indeed, since they dress well, it will be difficult to take them for whores.
On Sunday evening, our correspondent, in company with a colleague, drove to a popular hotel located in Area 3, Garki, which is notorious for huge presence of these damsels. Interestingly, these women of easy virtue were not on the street leading to the hotel as was in the past. They have also adopted a fresh strategy.
As we entered the hotel’s drinking garden, there were no fewer than seven men with small kiosks inside the garden. Apart from chewing gum and perhaps recharge cards, the other most prominent items on display at the kiosks were all manner of cartons of condoms.
I bought a recharge card from one of them in order to gain his confidence and talk to him. The trick worked. When I demanded to know whether “babes” no longer come to the hotel, he smiled and pointed to a corner where there was a live band. He told me in not-too-perfect English that I had passed many of them unknowingly.
As we made our way towards the live band, ladies who were already seated, pretending to be patrons who came to drink, started making some unusual gestures towards us. Pronto, we found out that they were CSWs who, for fear of arrest, no longer stand on the roadside.
No sooner had we gone past them than different perfume ordour hit our nostrils. So also were clouds of cigarette smoke. They also maintained eye contacts with us with the hope that we would invite them. They were however disappointed as we made our way back to our car and drove off.
A banker, Emmanuel, told our correspondent a story of how commercial sex workers contribute money to rent houses in the city centre with about five or more of them sharing a single room. He recalled how one of his friends who went in search of one of the ladies in Area 8 ended up sleeping with not only the lady but also with one of her roommates.
Although efforts to get the reaction of the FCTA to react to the new trend did not yield any result, a source told our correspondent that it would be difficult to tackle.
(PHOTO'S 18+) Afrocandy shares very raunchy photos from her bedroom
She is not joking when she said she has no competition..lol..i'm surprised she hasn't invited Maheeda to feature in her movie. Is she scared she will take her shine..lol
See Another raunchy pic below:
See Another raunchy pic below:
How To Make A Nigerian HIT Song
So you’ve hustled the streets and discovered that there is a growing affiliation towards Nigerian music – you hear it blasting from the cars with lowered windows as the drivers try to conserve fuel (cheapskates) and you also see it from the number of CD singles being sold like hot cake for N150/$1 (street hawkers) . You can’t quite understand this because you remember a time when you stormed into a club with ‘Return of the Mack’ to welcome you, followed shortly by ‘This Is How We Do It’. But this is NOT how the clubs are doing it now.
Out goes the American hip-hop & RnB and in comes the Nigerian pidgin-pop & PnP (Peter and Paul, commonly known as PSquared). You’ve seen D’banj do it, Wande Coal do it, M.I do it, Davido do it, and Darey do it (though he’s arguably not as rich as the other artists) but nonetheless, a ludicrous idea starts to brew in your dandruff-riddled head – If I can record one hit song I can stop eating Indomie noodles for life!
Whilst this couldn’t be further from the truth (with zero singing experience, zero credibility and zero myspace fans to your name), miracles abound when you consider the following valuable tips:
1. Craft a cool stage name for yourself: Don’t call yourself ‘David’; call yourself ‘Davido’! Don’t call yourself Dapo Oyebanjo; call yourself ‘D’banj’. If your real name is Alex Poopoo (which has already gotten your singing career off to a terrible start) then get creative and transform your name to ‘Lexi-P’ - you get my drift? Boring names in the Nigerian music industry don’t get you very far e.g. Dare Art Alade, which was subsequently transformed to ‘Darey’, now looks and sounds much cooler.
2. Use Autotune and plenty of it: You don’t have to know how to sing – that’s years of sore lungs and ear-deafening you don’t have time for. Do what the veterans are doing – synthesize your wack voice and you will soon be sounding like T-pain, Lil’ Wayne, Wande Coal, 9ice and Wizkid, just to mention a few.
3. Make your chorus catchy with keywords (and repeat them throughout the song): The best part about this tip is that the keyword doesn’t have to be an actual word that exists in the English dictionary. For example, just say words like ’ti-ko-ko ti-koko’ and explain in your song that this the sound your heart makes when your dream girl is around you. Also, make as many exclamations as possible. Beyonce’s ’Crazy in love’ track is laced with the ‘Uh-oh’ sound which sounds like she’s made one to many blunders but works like a charm. Rhianna cleverly adds the exclamation ‘eh-eh-eh!’ to her platinum track ‘Umbrella’ and Banky W can testify to its success.
please if you know of any point you can drop it....
Out goes the American hip-hop & RnB and in comes the Nigerian pidgin-pop & PnP (Peter and Paul, commonly known as PSquared). You’ve seen D’banj do it, Wande Coal do it, M.I do it, Davido do it, and Darey do it (though he’s arguably not as rich as the other artists) but nonetheless, a ludicrous idea starts to brew in your dandruff-riddled head – If I can record one hit song I can stop eating Indomie noodles for life!
Whilst this couldn’t be further from the truth (with zero singing experience, zero credibility and zero myspace fans to your name), miracles abound when you consider the following valuable tips:
1. Craft a cool stage name for yourself: Don’t call yourself ‘David’; call yourself ‘Davido’! Don’t call yourself Dapo Oyebanjo; call yourself ‘D’banj’. If your real name is Alex Poopoo (which has already gotten your singing career off to a terrible start) then get creative and transform your name to ‘Lexi-P’ - you get my drift? Boring names in the Nigerian music industry don’t get you very far e.g. Dare Art Alade, which was subsequently transformed to ‘Darey’, now looks and sounds much cooler.
2. Use Autotune and plenty of it: You don’t have to know how to sing – that’s years of sore lungs and ear-deafening you don’t have time for. Do what the veterans are doing – synthesize your wack voice and you will soon be sounding like T-pain, Lil’ Wayne, Wande Coal, 9ice and Wizkid, just to mention a few.
3. Make your chorus catchy with keywords (and repeat them throughout the song): The best part about this tip is that the keyword doesn’t have to be an actual word that exists in the English dictionary. For example, just say words like ’ti-ko-ko ti-koko’ and explain in your song that this the sound your heart makes when your dream girl is around you. Also, make as many exclamations as possible. Beyonce’s ’Crazy in love’ track is laced with the ‘Uh-oh’ sound which sounds like she’s made one to many blunders but works like a charm. Rhianna cleverly adds the exclamation ‘eh-eh-eh!’ to her platinum track ‘Umbrella’ and Banky W can testify to its success.
please if you know of any point you can drop it....
Wizkid Disobeys Nigerian Army, Freestyles In Army Camouflage Again!!
Notwithstanding all the warnings by the Nigerian army(HERE) about wearing army camouflage, celebrities are still paying deaf ears... Wizkid is a typical example. He sheared this pics on social media today.....
Dancehall superstar Baba Dee releases new promo photos
Naija Ninja recording artist Baba Dee is undeniably a pioneer in the Nigerian music industry. The dance-hall deejay is set for the release of his 7th studio album titled "Boom box". With the release of these pictures from a resent photo shoot, the king of dance-hall shows no sign of slowing down. He's also droppings a fresh hot lovers rock single from the Boombox album titled "Pretty kitty" and a video for the heavily rotated party anthem 'Go Down'. See more photos after the cut...
Graphic photos: Soldier pictured stabbing man to death in front of a crowd
Peter Bouckaert, emergencies director at Human Rights Watch in Bangui, tweeted that the corpse of the lynched man had been burned.
He posted a photograph showing a man holding up a severed limb next to a bonfire, as an armed French soldier gestured in the background.A group of soldiers in the Central African Republic lynched a man they suspected was a rebel minutes after hearing the new president's promise to restore security at a ceremony to reinstate the divided country's armed forces.
About 20 uniformed soldiers accused a member of the crowd of having belonged to Seleka - the mostly Muslim rebel group that seized power in a coup last March, before stabbing him repeatedly until he was dead.
A soldier stamped on the lifeless body, which was then dragged nearly naked through the streets as residents looked on and took photographs. Continue...
Ten minutes earlier the new interim president, Catherine Samba-Panza, stood just 20m away where she addressed a crowd of at least 1,000 soldiers.
The Army effectively disappeared during nine months of Seleka rule.She told the gathering at a training ground in the capital Bangui: 'Within a month, I would like to fully secure the greater part of the country and I aim to stick to my word.'
Seleka disbanded after Samba-Panza's inauguration last month and is deeply resented by the Christian majority after months of lootings and killings.
He posted a photograph showing a man holding up a severed limb next to a bonfire, as an armed French soldier gestured in the background.A group of soldiers in the Central African Republic lynched a man they suspected was a rebel minutes after hearing the new president's promise to restore security at a ceremony to reinstate the divided country's armed forces.
About 20 uniformed soldiers accused a member of the crowd of having belonged to Seleka - the mostly Muslim rebel group that seized power in a coup last March, before stabbing him repeatedly until he was dead.
A soldier stamped on the lifeless body, which was then dragged nearly naked through the streets as residents looked on and took photographs. Continue...
Ten minutes earlier the new interim president, Catherine Samba-Panza, stood just 20m away where she addressed a crowd of at least 1,000 soldiers.
The Army effectively disappeared during nine months of Seleka rule.She told the gathering at a training ground in the capital Bangui: 'Within a month, I would like to fully secure the greater part of the country and I aim to stick to my word.'
Seleka disbanded after Samba-Panza's inauguration last month and is deeply resented by the Christian majority after months of lootings and killings.
My bf flogged me with wire after I slapped him
From a female ACCESS reader. Kinda funny...
I'm a 19 year woman that has been in a relationship for 8 months with my boo, who is 34 years old. Every time my boo and I have a heated argument, I usually slap him and then he would apologize to me, we'll then have make up sex. It's really the best time to have sex, make sense tinz. But 2 days ago he and I had our regular fights at his friends party because he was trying to collect one stupid girl's number. So while we were arguing, I slapped him in front of his friends and this guy didn't do anything till we got home.
As I'm writing to you now, I'm at a local hospital close to my parents house because this bastard boy tied me to his kitchen door and flogged me with wire, because of a slap that used to make us have the best sex.
Libers this bastard man reads this blog, he as a matter of fact introduced me to it. Anyways he has been begging since yesterday. Should I forgive him or just fashy him. Heard once a beater always and forever a beater. advice me please because my parents have never flogged me with wire before.
I'm a 19 year woman that has been in a relationship for 8 months with my boo, who is 34 years old. Every time my boo and I have a heated argument, I usually slap him and then he would apologize to me, we'll then have make up sex. It's really the best time to have sex, make sense tinz. But 2 days ago he and I had our regular fights at his friends party because he was trying to collect one stupid girl's number. So while we were arguing, I slapped him in front of his friends and this guy didn't do anything till we got home.
As I'm writing to you now, I'm at a local hospital close to my parents house because this bastard boy tied me to his kitchen door and flogged me with wire, because of a slap that used to make us have the best sex.
Libers this bastard man reads this blog, he as a matter of fact introduced me to it. Anyways he has been begging since yesterday. Should I forgive him or just fashy him. Heard once a beater always and forever a beater. advice me please because my parents have never flogged me with wire before.
How To Kiss A Stranger Within 60mins
Ever walked up to a club, an event and you saw a hot banging lass you just wanna take home for dessert with a timeline?
Well, here's how to kiss one within an hour. This is culminated from the players handbook:
1. INSPECTION: First things first, you need to find your target and once you've done that, you need to access her from the top all the way to the ankles from a safe distance....
- She must be alone. Your chances of kissing increases double folds
- Her body language shouldn't be of a protective stance, her sitting position shouldn't be tucked away from the crowd. She has to move freely with signs of being open to any introductions. If she crosses her legs, that's a plus. If she sits on a table, that's a plus. If she's at the bar, that's a huge plus. If she's at the bar with legs crossed, na mega plus. If she's at the bar sitting on the counter, that one na jackpot
- NEVER regard her facial reactions. They're always deceptive. The jovial one might be the sadist and the sullen moody girl could be the one night stand ticket
2. FIRST IMPRESSIONS: This is the MOST IMPORTANT step. The way you start a convo is very essential to your goal. Most chicks hate pickup lines as intro but adore a joke that's about them. Make a joke on what they're wearing or the drink they're drinking or the event taking place. If you don't have a good joke to lighten up the mood, just stick with "Hi, can I get you a drink?" or "Hi, have you met me before?"
Most answers are positive. However, if you're lucky to catch one or few things about her during inspection stage and you make a good joke with it, she'd be flushed to know she's been on your mind for a couple of mins.
3. THE GIST: Start with one or two infos about her and from there move on. Don't be inquisitive, It's just the first meeting. First question usually is "How she got there" in a complementary statement. Answers could follow the gist. Squeeze in one or two sarcastic expressions, make her smile or laugh to your dumb jokes, don't be a gentleman, be real
4. OTHER MISCELLANEOUS MOVES: Ask her to dance, if she wants another drink, say a funny story, etc. This depends on the mood
5. THE FIRST TOUCH: When talking, make a move to touch her localizing it to the back of her elbow or palm or tip of her fingers. DON'T TOUCH ANYWHERE ELSE!!! It's always a positive response. From there, carry on and make sure she touches you once in a while otherwise you ain't getting nada. Also try and hold a touch for as long as possible.
6. BE BLUNT: This is where most guys fail. They instead receive hot slaps. If she's not flirting with you, be blunt with her.
Talk about her lips and just fit the desire in. It could be a question most times: "What if we kissed?" or the bold statement: "I wanna kiss you". Say the latter when you're holding her. It works better that way...
You could go for the kill privately or publicly but the former would be better suited..
These are the basic steps. Any other important step would be decided by you
Go out there this night and try!!
Well, here's how to kiss one within an hour. This is culminated from the players handbook:
1. INSPECTION: First things first, you need to find your target and once you've done that, you need to access her from the top all the way to the ankles from a safe distance....
- She must be alone. Your chances of kissing increases double folds
- Her body language shouldn't be of a protective stance, her sitting position shouldn't be tucked away from the crowd. She has to move freely with signs of being open to any introductions. If she crosses her legs, that's a plus. If she sits on a table, that's a plus. If she's at the bar, that's a huge plus. If she's at the bar with legs crossed, na mega plus. If she's at the bar sitting on the counter, that one na jackpot
- NEVER regard her facial reactions. They're always deceptive. The jovial one might be the sadist and the sullen moody girl could be the one night stand ticket
2. FIRST IMPRESSIONS: This is the MOST IMPORTANT step. The way you start a convo is very essential to your goal. Most chicks hate pickup lines as intro but adore a joke that's about them. Make a joke on what they're wearing or the drink they're drinking or the event taking place. If you don't have a good joke to lighten up the mood, just stick with "Hi, can I get you a drink?" or "Hi, have you met me before?"
Most answers are positive. However, if you're lucky to catch one or few things about her during inspection stage and you make a good joke with it, she'd be flushed to know she's been on your mind for a couple of mins.
3. THE GIST: Start with one or two infos about her and from there move on. Don't be inquisitive, It's just the first meeting. First question usually is "How she got there" in a complementary statement. Answers could follow the gist. Squeeze in one or two sarcastic expressions, make her smile or laugh to your dumb jokes, don't be a gentleman, be real
4. OTHER MISCELLANEOUS MOVES: Ask her to dance, if she wants another drink, say a funny story, etc. This depends on the mood
5. THE FIRST TOUCH: When talking, make a move to touch her localizing it to the back of her elbow or palm or tip of her fingers. DON'T TOUCH ANYWHERE ELSE!!! It's always a positive response. From there, carry on and make sure she touches you once in a while otherwise you ain't getting nada. Also try and hold a touch for as long as possible.
6. BE BLUNT: This is where most guys fail. They instead receive hot slaps. If she's not flirting with you, be blunt with her.
Talk about her lips and just fit the desire in. It could be a question most times: "What if we kissed?" or the bold statement: "I wanna kiss you". Say the latter when you're holding her. It works better that way...
You could go for the kill privately or publicly but the former would be better suited..
These are the basic steps. Any other important step would be decided by you
Go out there this night and try!!
Friday, 7 February 2014
Girls, Do You Still Remember Playing With These ?
I bet many of you spent most of your childhood playing with this particular set of baby dolls.
Let's see how many of you still remember or those who will deny it in a bid of forming an elite's pikin hahahahaahahhhahaahahaaahh
Let's see how many of you still remember or those who will deny it in a bid of forming an elite's pikin hahahahaahahhhahaahahaaahh
LMAO!!!! Comedian Bovi disses Kim Kardashian’s visit and Cossy on stage
lmao!!! This clip was taken from the recently concluded Man of Fire concert hosted by Bovi himself.
I’ll rather let you watch it than give you spoilers which i’m sooooooo itching to dish out! See what Comedian Bovi thinks about Kim Kardashian‘s visit to Nigeria and the controversial Cossy Orjiakor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gN5V1sCgaBc
I’ll rather let you watch it than give you spoilers which i’m sooooooo itching to dish out! See what Comedian Bovi thinks about Kim Kardashian‘s visit to Nigeria and the controversial Cossy Orjiakor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gN5V1sCgaBc
Photos: Sand truck tumbles over bridge onto Express Lane below in Lagos
A truck conveying sand around 2am today February 6th tumbled from the bridge in Maryland Lagos onto the express lane below. The truck, which has since been removed by traffic and emergency officials veered off its lane and crashed through section of the culvert and fell onto the express lane.
Fortunately no one was injured in the accident. See more photos after the cut...
Fortunately no one was injured in the accident. See more photos after the cut...
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